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Yassen1's Medals
Total Medals Earned: 39 (From
10 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 980 Points
Armed Prophet
Alien Juice
Unlocked 11/19/09
10 Points Get killed by an alien.
10 Points Get killed by an alien.
Robot Fuel
Unlocked 11/19/09
10 Points Get killed by a robot.
10 Points Get killed by a robot.
Zombie Meat
Unlocked 11/19/09
10 Points Get killed by a zombie.
10 Points Get killed by a zombie.
Alcoholic
25 Points
Play through a stage consuming nothing but beer.
Anorexic
25 Points
Play through a stage without eating or drinking.
Armed Prophet
25 Points
Unlock all weapons.
Chairman
25 Points
Get the chair all the way to ZOMG.
Classic Hero
25 Points
Play through every stage.
Hand it Over
25 Points
Kill Zomboss.
Kill Smiley
25 Points
Kill Smileborg
Skull
25 Points
Get the skull all the way to Zomboss.
The Freeman
25 Points
Play through every stage in one go using the crowbar.
ZOMG!!!1
25 Points
Kill ZOMG
Handy Man
50 Points
Kill Zomboss with his own arm.
Illegal Alien
50 Points
Kill ZOMG with the Alienator.
Smiley Hater
50 Points
Kill Smileborg with the Cyber Blade T47.
Testosterowned
50 Points
Play through a stage on real man difficulty.
Medals Earned: 3/17 (30/480 points)
Ching Chong Beautiful
Ignorance Isn't Bliss
Unlocked 12/13/09
5 Points Finish the Tutorial
5 Points Finish the Tutorial
Ching Champion!
25 Points
Defeat the Wicked Obstacle Course!
Long Fall
25 Points
Fall a long time for your ancestors
Long Slide
25 Points
Slide a HELLA long time!
Too Close!
25 Points
Save yourself from falling ten times
Big Baby
50 Points
Earn all Platinums on Easy
Meet the Winners
50 Points
Meet all the previous contestants
Brave as a Married Man
100 Points
Earn all Platinums on Medium
Seppuku's Soul
100 Points
Earn all Platinums on Hard
Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/405 points)
Crush the Castle: PP
Castle Hater
Unlocked 12/3/09
5 Points Beat all castles in Black Shores
5 Points Beat all castles in Black Shores
Castle Pusher
5 Points
Beat all castles in Umbria
Castle Crusher
10 Points
Beat all castles in Betsonia
Castle Destroyer
10 Points
Beat all castles in Dante Flats
Castle Smasher
10 Points
Beat all castles in Wintervale
Tutorial Smasher
10 Points
Get gold in all castles in Black Shores
Warming Up the Trebuchet
10 Points
Get gold in all castles in Umbria
Don't Eat Red Snow
25 Points
Get gold in all castles in Wintervale
No Survivors
25 Points
Get gold in all castles in Dante Flats
Resistance is Futile
25 Points
Get gold in all castles in Betsonia
I Hate Castles
50 Points
Crush all castles
Gold Medalist
100 Points
Get gold medals in all castles.
Medals Earned: 1/12 (5/285 points)
Glass Fish Rhythm
Beginning of the End
50 Points
Make it to the evil wizard.
Hero
50 Points
Beat the game!
Level Too
50 Points
Beat level two!
Level Won
Unlocked 10/19/09
50 Points Beat level one.
50 Points Beat level one.
Achievements Achieved
100 Points
Get all the in-game achievements!
Medals Earned: 1/5 (50/300 points)
Gretel and Hansel
Baby Steps
Unlocked 10/22/09
5 Points Make Gretel walk for the first time.
5 Points Make Gretel walk for the first time.
Slingshot Breakfast
Unlocked 10/22/09
5 Points Obtain the slingshot
5 Points Obtain the slingshot
Bitch Slap
10 Points
Shoot mom in the face
Honey Horror
10 Points
Get Bee Death
Sucked Dry
Unlocked 10/22/09
10 Points Get Spider Death
10 Points Get Spider Death
Time is Running Out
Unlocked 10/22/09
10 Points Get the clock
10 Points Get the clock
Electra Complex
25 Points
Get Dad Carriage Death
Gretel Unit
25 Points
Take 200 shots with the slingshot
Here is Mommy!
25 Points
Get Axe Death
Kain
25 Points
Kill Hansel
Kiss That Cyuke
25 Points
Get Rabbit Death
Pecking Order
25 Points
Get Crow Death
Pest Removal
25 Points
Trap the squirrel
The Flamer
25 Points
Get Fire Death
Clockspert
50 Points
Solve clock puzzle
Get Stoned
50 Points
Get all 10 stones
Pop, Rock and Drop It
50 Points
Drop all ten stones
Grimm Master
100 Points
Get all 10 deaths
Medals Earned: 4/18 (30/500 points)
Madness Accelerant
Facerape
10 Points
Let out all your aggression.
A WINNER IS YOU
Unlocked 12/5/09
25 Points Beat the game.
25 Points Beat the game.
Pacifist
25 Points
Be kind to those less fortunate than yourself.
True Face of Evil
25 Points
Reveal the true face of evil!
Madness Mode
50 Points
Defeat Madness Mode!
Medals Earned: 1/5 (25/135 points)
Miami Shark
Apache
Unlocked 10/7/09
25 Points Crush the Apache Helicopter
25 Points Crush the Apache Helicopter
LearJet
Unlocked 10/7/09
25 Points Crush the Lear Jet
25 Points Crush the Lear Jet
Mini
Unlocked 10/7/09
25 Points Crush the Mini-Helictopter
25 Points Crush the Mini-Helictopter
Sheriff
Unlocked 10/7/09
25 Points Crush the Sheriff-Helicopter
25 Points Crush the Sheriff-Helicopter
B2
Unlocked 10/7/09
50 Points Crush the B-2 Spirit
50 Points Crush the B-2 Spirit
B52
Unlocked 10/7/09
50 Points Crush the B-52 Fortress
50 Points Crush the B-52 Fortress
B747
Unlocked 10/11/09
50 Points Crush the Boeing 747
50 Points Crush the Boeing 747
Beluga
Unlocked 10/11/09
50 Points Crush the Airbus Beluga
50 Points Crush the Airbus Beluga
Concorde
Unlocked 10/11/09
50 Points Crush the Concorde
50 Points Crush the Concorde
Ducks
50 Points
Kill 15 Ducks
Sailor
50 Points
Crush 95 Sailing Yachts
SpaceShuttle
Unlocked 10/7/09
50 Points Crush the Space Shuttle
50 Points Crush the Space Shuttle
Medals Earned: 10/12 (400/500 points)
Seed of Destruction
Infertility
5 Points
Get a game over.
Master of Time and Space
5 Points
Pause the game.
Backfire
Unlocked 8/31/09
10 Points Destroy an enemy by deflecting a projectile at it.
10 Points Destroy an enemy by deflecting a projectile at it.
Drunken Air Show
10 Points
Play a custom game with only jets.
I am Illiterate
Mega Combo
10 Points
Get a 20+ combo.
Tankicular Homicide
10 Points
Squish a pedestrian by pushing tank over it.
Hanging in There
25 Points
Regenerate a total of 10 health bars over the game.
I am Literate
Unlocked 8/31/09
0 Points
Spend more than 12 seconds on the first tutorial.
Looking for a Challenge
25 Points
Survive 10 minutes in Custom Mode with all units set at maximum intensity.
Toast Master
25 Points
Kill 10 enemies with the zeppelin's laser.
Ball Fondler
50 Points
Get a score of 10,000 in Grenade Juggler.
Cavalier of Sperm
50 Points
Beat story mode.
Evasivivity
50 Points
Survive 5 minutes on Missile Crisis.
Pedestrian Devestation
50 Points
Get a score of 100 in Pancake Factory.
Seed of Destruction
100 Points
Beat story mode on hard.
Medals Earned: 2/16 (10/425 points)
Time Fcuk
You've learned nothing
5 Points
Get the bad ending
Everyone will leave you
10 Points
get to level 28
Is something wrong?
Unlocked 10/30/09
10 Points get to lvl 9
10 Points get to lvl 9
Memories
Opinionated
10 Points
vote on 3 maps
You are your only companion in life.
10 Points
get to level 22
Obsessed
25 Points
Vote on 33 maps
Lost in forever
50 Points
beat an explore campaign
The Assent
50 Points
Get the good ending
O)))
100 Points
Vote on 333 maps
Medals Earned: 1/10 (10/270 points)
Toss the Turtle
Acupuncture
Unlocked 8/28/09
5 Points Get skewered on spikes
5 Points Get skewered on spikes
Gold Star
5 Points
Launch the Turtle
Jump Man
Unlocked 8/28/09
5 Points Smash a goomba
5 Points Smash a goomba
Novice
Unlocked 11/29/09
5 Points Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
5 Points Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Question Mark
5 Points
Find the hidden button
Amateur
Unlocked 11/29/09
10 Points Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
10 Points Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Drunk Driver
Unlocked 8/28/09
10 Points Blow up a jeep
10 Points Blow up a jeep
Harrasment
Unlocked 11/29/09
10 Points Crush an angry ground creature
10 Points Crush an angry ground creature
in Space
Unlocked 11/29/09
10 Points Reach space
10 Points Reach space
Strong Armed
Unlocked 11/29/09
10 Points Get punched by a banana
10 Points Get punched by a banana
Abducted
25 Points
Get caught by a UFO
Icarus
Unlocked 11/29/09
25 Points Get burned by a sun
25 Points Get burned by a sun
Persistent
Unlocked 11/29/09
25 Points Play over an hour
25 Points Play over an hour
Professional
Unlocked 11/29/09
25 Points Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
25 Points Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Radioactive
Unlocked 11/29/09
25 Points Use a nuke
25 Points Use a nuke
Addicted
50 Points
Play over 2 hours
Golden Shell
Unlocked 12/1/09
50 Points Buy everything
50 Points Buy everything
Master
Unlocked 11/29/09
50 Points Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
50 Points Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Traveler
Unlocked 11/29/09
50 Points Total over 1 million feet
50 Points Total over 1 million feet
WorldsEdge
Unlocked 12/1/09
100 Points Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)
100 Points Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)
Medals Earned: 16/20 (415/500 points)